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THE NEW FORTY Grading B-I-N-G-O
It is that time of year again - grading time. I always enter this period with optimism, but about halfway in my optimism starts to degrade and I begin thinking of quicker, less painful ways to grade. ...
Posted on 5/6/13 at 9:54 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF HOCKEY Remedying Tate Maris' senior night experience
The University of North Dakota's six seniors celebrated Senior Night last night at the Ralph Engelstad Arena in a game against Bemidji State. Corban Knight and Danny Kristo from UND's first line. Car...
Posted on 3/3/13 at 3:56 PM
REAL OILFIELD WIVES 10 Things NOT to Say to an Oilfield Wife
10 Things NOT to Say to an Oilfield Wife 1. "Oh. He works in oil ...?" This is usually followed by unsolicited environmental or political opinions. Sooo, lemme just stop you right there. Unless I ask...
Posted on 2/28/13 at 11:44 AM
MIDDLE AGED PLAGUE If Pumpkins Were Money, I'd Be Rich
Before we get started, allow me to say that I've changed my name from Middle Aged Plague to This Woman Writes, where I will eventually be transferring my posts and writing. Please, if you are a regula...
Posted on 1/17/13 at 6:21 PM
BEST FRIENDS ND Enjoy Your Time Together
Enjoy Your Time Together Having fun is an important element of a young persons healthy development. Although you can play an important role in your mentees life, you wont go very far together if you d...
Posted on 1/9/13 at 10:00 AM
Obama cracks wise at annual Gridiron dinner 
President Barack Obama blamed the budget battle if his jokes fell flat at Saturday night's Gridiron dinner: "My joke writers have been placed on furlough." Always a target for digs, the president tossed out a few of his own during the Gridiron Club and Foundation dinner, an annual event where political leaders, journalists and media executives poke fun at each other.
By Associated Press , March 10, 2013
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Obama to unleash inner funnyman at Gridiron dinner
President Barack Obama will unleash his inner funnyman when he joins political leaders and foes, journalists who cover them and media executives for a night of bipartisan satire at the 128th annual Gridiron Club and Foundation dinner.
By Associated Press , March 09, 2013
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NICHOLAS KRISTOF: Hitting China with humor
Nicholas Kristof of the New York Times talks about superstar artist Ai and his use of humor against the Chinese government.
By Nicholas Kristof , December 31, 2012
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LLOYD OMDAHL: Western N.D. pyramid dominates Homeland Security meeting
“I’m headin’ west to work on the big pyramid they’re building out by Williston,” Garvey answered confidently.
Olga Danske jumped to her feet.
“That’s an evil thing,” she declared, shaking her index finger at Garvey. “It’s the Tower of Babel all over again.”
By Lloyd Omdahl , November 26, 2012
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Obama, Romney mix humor into rallies, fundraisers
At presidential fundraisers and rallies, the jokes are easy applause lines for Obama and Romney, a way to entertain supporters before the talk turns to more weighty subjects like Medicare, taxes and foreign policy.
By Ken Thomas , October 05, 2012
RYAN BAKKEN: Pill for men hard to swallow
A contraceptive pill for males is on the horizon. This news likely will be cheered wildly by women, who overwhelmingly have carried the birth control burden over the years. Not so fast, ladies.
By Ryan Bakken , August 21, 2012
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LLOYD OMDAHL: Weighing in on America’s obesity problem
During World War II, everyone was encouraged to raise a Victory Garden. We ran Hitler down a hole with carrots, beets and cabbage.
And if Victory Gardens could win the war against fascism, they could win the war against fat.
By Lloyd Omdahl , July 30, 2012
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LLOYD OMDAHL: Homeland Committee considers a new future
“Yah, the governor can talk because he’s got 2,000 oil wells, but all we got is an abandoned railroad,” complained Orville Jordan, the depot agent who stayed even though the railroad left.
“Build a destiny on that.”
By Lloyd Omdahl , June 25, 2012
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LLOYD OMDAHL: When ‘Golden Years’ turn out to be brass
If you adapt, aging can be okay. Everybody is doing a lot of that in North Dakota.
By Lloyd Omdahl , April 22, 2012
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LLOYD OMDAHL: Rest home of future could be work farm
“Yes, folks, we are going to have a great time here at Lovingkindness Rest Home Incorporated. Now let’s get to work.”
By Lloyd Omdahl , January 02, 2012
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COMMENTARY: Vikings-Packers contest prompts jokes, not always cheesy
As we gear up for tonight's game at Lambeau Field, the volume has of Vikings jokes has increased. Green Bay Packer fans really seem to be reveling in Minnesota's misery.
By Tom Powers , November 14, 2011
VIKINGS: Team's 1-6 record prompts old joke recycling
How do you keep a Minnesota Viking out of your yard. The answer - and other Vikings jokes prompted by a 1-6 record - is yours with the click of a headline link.
By Bob Sansevere , October 27, 2011
LLOYD OMDAHL: ‘Alert Officer’ AWOL as town fights terrorism
“I escaped from being kidnapped, and I’m ready to give my Sept. 11 report,” announced Chief Alert Officer Garvey Erfald, as he burst into the quarterly meeting of the Community Homeland Security Committee.
By Lloyd Omdahl , October 24, 2011
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LLOYD OMDAHL: New health rules — 'Stop aging and eating'
Sixty-four percent of North Dakotans are overweight or obese — and the number is rapidly expanding. I am a few pounds over the edge myself, but it isn’t because I am fat — I am half an inch too short.
By Lloyd Omdahl , September 26, 2011
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LLOYD OMDAHL: The summer of 2011 gets a D-minus
This has not been a good summer, which is more than a mere disappointment. For someone running out of summers, it’s a catastrophe.
By Lloyd Omdahl , September 05, 2011
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