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THE NEW FORTY Grading B-I-N-G-O
It is that time of year again - grading time. I always enter this period with optimism, but about halfway in my optimism starts to degrade and I begin thinking of quicker, less painful ways to grade. ...
Posted on 5/6/13 at 9:54 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF HOCKEY Remedying Tate Maris' senior night experience
The University of North Dakota's six seniors celebrated Senior Night last night at the Ralph Engelstad Arena in a game against Bemidji State. Corban Knight and Danny Kristo from UND's first line. Car...
Posted on 3/3/13 at 3:56 PM
REAL OILFIELD WIVES 10 Things NOT to Say to an Oilfield Wife
10 Things NOT to Say to an Oilfield Wife 1. "Oh. He works in oil ...?" This is usually followed by unsolicited environmental or political opinions. Sooo, lemme just stop you right there. Unless I ask...
Posted on 2/28/13 at 11:44 AM
MIDDLE AGED PLAGUE If Pumpkins Were Money, I'd Be Rich
Before we get started, allow me to say that I've changed my name from Middle Aged Plague to This Woman Writes, where I will eventually be transferring my posts and writing. Please, if you are a regula...
Posted on 1/17/13 at 6:21 PM
BEST FRIENDS ND Enjoy Your Time Together
Enjoy Your Time Together Having fun is an important element of a young persons healthy development. Although you can play an important role in your mentees life, you wont go very far together if you d...
Posted on 1/9/13 at 10:00 AM
LLOYD OMDAHL: Committee joins ghost towns of North Dakota 
“It’s the hard facts,” added Alert Officer Garvey Erfald. “I saw the figures myself. We lost three people in the census, so we will be getting less money from the state. It’s snow removal or the hall.”
By Lloyd Omdahl , July 18, 2011
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LLOYD OMDAHL: Six-inning games could help Twins
“We’ve got 35,000 raging fans packed into our beautiful all-season ballpark and no team on the field. I see a class action suit coming, alleging fraud, and there will be 35,000 witnesses to prove it."
By Lloyd Omdahl , June 13, 2011
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LLOYD OMDAHL: Homeland committee tackles the Postal Service
“What’s a binder?” Little Jimmy asked. Old Sievert leaned over and whispered. “Someday you tell me about emails, and I will tell you about binders.”
By Lloyd Omdahl , May 23, 2011
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LLOYD OMDAHL: Save the gas, ’cause North Dakota has it all
Have a great summer by walking, canoeing, wagon training and biking from one great community event to another. There is always another one just over the hill. Sorry we couldn’t get them all in.
By Lloyd Omdahl , April 18, 2011
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LLOYD OMDAHL: Agenda? Shoes, ships, sealing wax, cabbages, kings
A column about this and that from here and there.
By Lloyd Omdahl , April 04, 2011
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LLOYD OMDAHL: $4 gas will keep us in North Dakota
This looks like a good summer to take some short $35 trips to participate in home-state fests and festivals, so we’ve been looking over the opportunities.
By Lloyd Omdahl , March 14, 2011
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LLOYD OMDAHL: Homeland committee looks for budget cuts
“The census figures are out,” Little Jimmy explained as he rose to his feet. “We lost three residents since 2000, and that means we will be getting $300 less in state aid every year for the next 10 years.”
“Who left town?” Orville Jordan asked, as he scratched his head to stir his thinking cells.
By Lloyd Omdahl , February 21, 2011
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COLUMNIST LLOYD OMDAHL: Norwegians want UUFDA bill amended
As they say in Trondheim, the lutefisk is out of the barrel.
By Lloyd Omdahl , December 27, 2010
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COLUMNIST LLOYD OMDAHL -- Resolved: Homeland Committee supports Christmas
“Well, we might as well forget Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays,” Einar declared. “It’s too late to do anything. Christmas is here. We don’t have a tree; we don’t have a town square; the livery lot doesn’t have electricity, and we’re the government.”
By Lloyd Omdahl , December 20, 2010
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COLUMNIST LLOYD OMDAHL: Time change divides homeland group
"This business of the government moving time around is not Biblical,” Holger Danske said.
"When the Lord said noon will be at 12 o’clock, he didn’t mean 1 o’clock or 11 o’clock. Nowhere in the Bible do we get authority to move the time. People who can’t accept what God organized should just go someplace else.”
By Lloyd Omdahl , November 14, 2010
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COLUMNIST LLOYD OMDAHL: Committee hears report on candidate meeting
As the town’s electors enviously gossiped over the latest scandal at the Exelsior roadhouse four miles down County Road 31, Chief Security Officer Garvey Erfald and Josh Dvorchak were busy organizing notes for a report to the Homeland Security Committee about to meet in the chilly community hall.
“Meeting will come to order,” Chairperson Ork Dorken announced loudly
By Lloyd Omdahl , October 31, 2010
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MARK TWAIN PRIZE; Betty White to honor Tina Fey with 'SNL' alumni
Betty White will join "SNL" comics and alumni Fred Armisen, Jimmy Fallon, Seth Meyers and show creator Lorne Michaels in awarding Fey the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor on Nov. 9.
By Brett Zongker , September 29, 2010
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COLUMNIST LLOYD OMDAHL: Committee joins DL hearings
“We should send Devils Lake to the Missouri River,” Einar proposed. “We already have 80 miles of canals built for Garrison Diversion. I know going west is uphill, but Devils Lake soon will be high enough to run uphill.”
By Lloyd Omdahl , September 12, 2010
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COLUMNIST LLOYD OMDAHL: An insider’s tutorial on rummage sales
If you’ve got a half a mind to do a rummage sale, that’s all it takes. We just had one at our house, and here’s our inside analysis.
By Lloyd Omdahl , September 05, 2010
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COLUMNIST LLOYD OMDAHL -- Coming soon to North Dakota: Carrot Days
“We’ve got to have a community event this summer,” insisted Little Jimmy, addressing the town’s restless 14 electors gathered in the community hall for the 35th special meeting of the Homeland Security Committee, Chairperson Ork Dorken presiding. “Every respectable town in North Dakota has some kind of day.”
By Lloyd Omdahl , July 25, 2010
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